Not really that much to say about me, except I dedicate a lot of things to MGMT. They literally make my life.
-I study art and graphical designs, I have more of a scheme-like daily duty, I guess.
Because of Andrew I have a greater outlook on life, though, he is a gorgeous man, I read up on him almost every day. I do not know the whole story, just that he is an average man, who thinks his career was more of a joke or an accident, he thinks of himself of a dork. I am a good person, really, but am scared for my own future because of our president.

Anonymous: Andrew is mine ok

Why does everyone have to be so fucking critical over who gets him? As far as I’m concerned, he ISN’T yours. He isn’t ANY of ours. We are horny teenagers and he would go to jail. 

So, instead of being so butthurt get that cactus out of your ass and wake up and realize that you’re never gonna suck his dick.

(Source: fatty-food)

surprisebitch:
Anonymous: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

bagelthins:

lilxanax:

Me sitting next to you in class

i really like your animal print

bagelthins:

lilxanax:

Me sitting next to you in class

i really like your animal print

chocolatefreakcombo:

AYE!!!!

basedgosh:

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

nun: pastor, we are having trouble with the exorcism
pastor: have you tried unblessing and blessing again ?
arzeskoenigs:

yes. That’s exactly what I meant.

arzeskoenigs:

yes. That’s exactly what I meant.